Own a piece of a ‘Real’ Broke New Jersey housewife

I thought VH1 was scraping the bottom of the reality show barrel (Rock of Love, Charm School…oh you know you watch). Then the Bravo channel said, “Step aside amateurs we’ll up your trashy and throw in some table flipping” and we got the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
If you don’t watch the show, it’s about some NJ hags who spend money like water, fight like rabid bikers and come up with new ways to destroy the English language.
Anyway Real Housewife Teresa Giudice and her juicy husband Joe owe various creditors around $11 million and are selling their marble and onyx palace and all their fancy furniture at a classy foreclosure auction.
Turns out that money doesn’t buy class but it can buy a ton of ugly furniture.